Sunday, September 8, 2013

Marry, Kiss, Cliff TAG

I told myself I wouldn't do this tag. Nope, I won't. But... I'm weak, so.. I'M DOING IT, OKAY. Don't judge me. Basically the gist of this is that I have a little bowl with pieces of paper, and on each of those is a name written of a fictional guy I really like and I have to draw three pieces of paper. And of each of those characters, I have to choose whom to push off a cliff, whom to marry and whom to kiss. Got it? Okay, here we go.

Okay, Round 1. We have Christian Prescott from Cynthia Hand's Unearthly, as well as Jace Wayland and Will Herondale from Cassandra Clare's The Mortal Instruments and The Infernal Devices. Well, this is easy, more or less. I'm going to cliff Jace, kiss Christian and marry Will.

Round 2: Adrian Ivashkov from Richelle Mead's Vampire Academy, Augustus Waters from The Fault in Our Stars by John Green and Alex Sheathes from Lauren Oliver's Delirium. Uhhhh. I think... Argh, this isn't as easy. I think I'll marry Adrian... kiss Alex, and kill Augustus? I'M SORRY GUS BUT... :_:

Aaannd this round we have Gideon de Villiers from Kerstin Gier's Ruby Red, Adam Kent from Tahereh Mafi's Shatter Me and Percy Jackson from, duh, Percy Jackson by Rick Riordan. I'm going tooo... uhm. Marry Percy, and kiss Gideon? And I'll cliff Adam. Sorry, but I'm Team Warner anyway...

Peeta Mellark from Suzanne Collins' The Hunger Games, Jem Carstairs from Cassie Clare's The Infernal Devices and Four from Veronica Roth's Divergent. Oh jeez. What am I gonna do? Uhh, I... I think I'll marry Four, even though Jem would be such a great husband, I just.. I love Four a little more (hey that rhymed). Sorry, Jem, but I'll still kiss you. And I guess I'll have to murder Peeta? Ugh I'm sorry Peeta. :(

Ahhh. Uhm. Okay, Round 5 we have Aaron Warner from Tahereh Mafi's Shatter Me, Grayson Spencer from Silber by Kerstin Gier and Maxmillian from Kimberly Derting's The Pledge... Uhm. Jeez. I love all of these guys though. ;A; I can't... ugh. I'll definitely kiss Warner, so I'll marry... I'll marry... Max, I think. I do love Grayson but I think Max would be the better husband? Ugh this is a hard decision. Grayson, you're going down the cliff, even if it breaks my heart...

Round 6: Finn Belastra from Born Wicked by Jessica Spotswood, Gabriel from Lauren DeStefano's Wither and Perry of Veronica Rossi's Under The Never Sky. Oof. This is hard. I think Finn would be an amazing, loving husband but I don't love him as much as the other two... or do I? No... because I'll marry Perry (again with the rhyming, jeez) and I'd rather kiss Gabriel. So that means, the cliff for you, Finn... :(

Nonononononono. This is SO not fair! How could I ever decide? ;A; Uhhh... okay, so we have Gansey from Maggie Stiefvater's The Raven Boys, Ash from Julie Kagawa's The Iron Fey, and The Darkling from Shadow & Bone by Leigh Bardugo... Uhhhhhh, Iiiii... I'll.. kiss Gansey. Yes, I'll do that. And marry Ash? I mean, I love The Darkling, but Ash would be a much better husband, I imagine. But that means I'll have to kill The Darkling... Ugghhhh. I DON'T WANT TO. But I'll have to. This is hard. :(

A bit easier than the last one, but seriously not much. This round we have Zombie from Rick Yancey's The 5th Wave, Cassel Sharpe from Holly Black's Curse Workers and Noah Shaw from Michelle Hodkin's Mara Dyer trilogy. I think, I'm going to kiss Zombie and I'll marry Noah. And kill Cassel... even though I love him. But he's not that mature and he's so hung up on Lila anyways... Yeah, I'll do it like this. Kiss Zombie, Marry Noah, Cliff Cassel.

Round 9: Cole Stockton from Brodi Ashton's Everneath, Malyen Oretsev from Leigh Bardugo's Shadow & Bone and Wesley Ayers from The Archived by Victoria Schwab. Unngggg... I will... marry Wesley. He's awesome and such a sweet, nice guy. So then I'll kiss Cole, and I'll kill Mal. Ugh, sorry, Mal... but Cole is a lot more enticing than you. :(

Last round! Robb Stark from the A Song of Ice and Fire series by George R. R. Martin, Nash Hudson from Rachel Vincent's Soul Screamers series and Simon Lewis from Cassie Clare's The Mortal Instruments. Okay. This is pretty easy. Obviously, I'll marry Simon, because he is perfect, and then I'm going to kiss Robb and kill Nash. Sorry, Nash.

Okaaaay, that was that! It was actually a lot of fun, even though sometimes it was really torturing. The hardest round, I think, was Round 7 with Gansey, Ash and The Darkling. That one was tough. When you see everyone doing this tag you always think "Oh come on, don't be so dramatic", but it's really that hard to choose. I can now finally relate...

Love <3


  1. Noooo. Not another awesome tag D= I think I'm gonna do this on The Reading Alpaca, that one's not that flooded with tags already x) (That Ash-Darkling Round. OMFG. >.<)

  2. This comment has been removed by the author.

  3. Cliff Jace???.....but....I love him.....maybe even a little more than I love Will :O

    1. Sorry, but I myself don't love him THAT much. :(

  4. What are you? Cliff Grayson? You're not human! And kill Peeta and Augustus and Jace! Are you out of your mind? The rest is cool, though.

    1. I AM really sorry about Grayson, but the choice was really tough. ;_;